Category Archives: The ShowBoat

Where I shamelessly Toot my own horn!

Gun Safety and Self Defense Training was Absolutely Awesome

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Hows my form...maybe something I could work on ūüėČ

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My grip looks good though

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I got a great score

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Because I had a great instructor...whos a bit of a hottie! ūüėČ

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Facebook Status Updates From the Past

Ok, every now and again I post a status update on facebook that im particularly proud of, lol. Yes, this is me tooting my own horn but I dont do it to often so its acceptable. I happen to love the: Dear Blank, Please Blank website and have authored some of my own. Here are some of my favs from the past that I thought were a bit clever. Note: all are pertaining to frustrations i’ve encountered with using my cell phone, lol. Anywho, enjoy.

Hello Moto,

I noticed you decided to go with the “Shorter Charging Cord”. Thas cool… But really, why must you keep me on such a short leash when you already know I’m your b**ch. God, what an EGOMANIAC your turning into.

Sincerely, ‚ô™‚ô™Don’t want no short cord phone‚ô™‚ô™

This one came about from my frustration with my android phones battery life, or lack there of and how often I find myself tethered to a wall so I could use my phone.

 

Dear Cell Phone,

Yes I kiss my mother with this mouth. Key word: Mouth…not beak. I MEANT TO TYPE THAT WORD SO STOP CORRECTING MY FOUL MOUTH YOU AVIARYAPHILE.

Sincerely, I like DUCKS but not as much as you think.

I obvious have a dirty mouth (who me, never, lol) and was frustrated with my cell phone always autocorrecting my bad words for…not so bad words, lol.

 

Dear Cell Phone,

I am not nearly as fond of MILK as you’d like me to be. Ps, need I remind you that you are indeed a black cell phone. So please stop auto correcting me.

Sincerely, Commitee for Context Based Auto Corrections.

This one was¬†because¬†I was trying to post about MLK or Martin Luther King and everytime¬†I wrote MLK it autocorrected to MILK and I’d have to go back and change it. lol, #whitegirlproblems

 

 

Bustin ass to miss the mark

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I stumbled across this image today and it made me laugh, even if it was at my own expense. I immediately identified with the dog, who appears to be working his ass of to “proudly prove his worth”. He’s showing what he’s learned, and doing it with as much heart as a dog can muster. Blood, sweat and tears got him here, just to realize his error. He’s workin his ass off to jump through the wrong hoop. D’oh!

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I‚Äôm Posting every day in 2011!

I’ve decided I want to blog more. Rather than just thinking about doing it, I’m starting right now. I will be posting on this blog once a day / once a week for all of 2011.

I know it won’t be easy, but it might be fun, inspiring, awesome and wonderful. Therefore I’m promising to make use of The DailyPost, and the community of other bloggers with similar goals, to help me along the way, including asking for help when I need it and encouraging others when I can.

If you already read my blog, I hope you’ll encourage me with comments and likes, and good will along the way.

Signed,

Lilywhitewash

EUREKA! I’ve got an idea.

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EUREKA! I’ve got an idea.

To be cont…

And now for the Cont…

Ok, so i¬†am not the most organized chica I know and, well, neither is my blog. So, I’ve decided the best way of categorizing this sucker would be to title the categories to rhyme with the word IDEA.

Thank God for the Rhyme Dictionary and RhymeZone. I’ve pasted below a list of all the possibilities.¬† : )

This should be fun.

http://www.rhymezone.com/?loc=bar

http://tinyurl.com/4k72r4k

And then I got sidetracked checking out all the other cool dictionaries.

http://tinyurl.com/4fuzg6r

One last thing to note, is it odd that I wanna spend my time looking up a lot of the words like; 

mear, meir, mere, mir, myhre¬† …. really, five words that sound the same but have different meanings

schweer¬†…. and don’t even pretend you don’t wanna know what in the world this word means. Im¬†about to find out, I schweer, I would never lie to you, lol.

  Words and phrases that rhyme with dear:   (302 results)
1 syllable:
beare, beer, bere, briere, cheer, clear, cleere, crear, creer, cyr, deer, deere, ear, fear, fier, fleer, frear, freire, frere, gear, geer, gere, gier, giere, grear, greer, jeer, kear, kier, kir, kleer, kneer, lear, mear, meir, mere, mir, myhre, near, neer, nir, peer, pier, queer, rear, schear, scheer, schweer, sear, sere, shear, sheer, shere, smear, sneer, spear, speer, speir, sphere, stear, steer, steere, tear, teer, veer, vere, we’re, wier, year, zerr, zier

2 syllables:
adhere, all¬†clear, alvear, amir, appear, austere, bahir, bashir, bassir, bear’s¬†ear, bebear, birch¬†beer, bock¬†beer, bronx¬†cheer, career, cashier, chachere, church¬†year, chusmir, cohere, come¬†near, dark¬†beer, davir, desir, dornier, draw¬†near, dyneer, each¬†year, emir, first¬†gear, frontier, give¬†ear, great¬†year, guinier, high¬†gear, in¬†gear, kamir, king’s¬†spear, laimbeer, lanier, lazear, leap¬†year, life¬†peer, light¬†beer, light¬†year, low¬†gear, mateer, mclear, mcnear, mcneer, mcteer, menear, minear, minteer, mouse¬†deer, mouse¬†ear, mule¬†deer, musk¬†deer, near¬†beer, olear, o’lear, oneyear, orear, pap¬†smear, per¬†year, plenmeer, premier, premiere, puryear, rainier, red¬†deer, revere, roe¬†deer, root¬†beer, rosevear, sabir, safier, sameer, samir, schenk¬†beer, school¬†year, severe, shamir, sincere, small¬†beer, spruce¬†beer, spur¬†gear, st¬†cyr, sun¬†gear, termeer, third¬†gear, unclear, up¬†here, vanleer, vanliere, veneer, wazir, weiss¬†beer, worm¬†gear, yasir, zahir, zaire, zamfir, zegeer

3 syllables:
auctioneer, bandolier, barking¬†deer, bartle¬†frere, belvedere, bevel¬†gear, bombardier, brigadeer, brigadier, budgeteer, burro¬†deer, casebeer, cavalier, chandelier, charpentier, chevalier, christian¬†year, civil¬†year, commandeer, common¬†year, crochetiere, crystal¬†clear, disappear, domineer, dubilier, edward¬†lear, engineer, exovir, fallow¬†deer, far¬†and¬†near, financier, financiere, fiscal¬†year, fishing¬†gear, ginger¬†beer, gondolier, holy¬†year, inner¬†ear, in¬†one¬†ear, insincere, interfere, lagardere, landing¬†gear, last¬†frontier, lunar¬†year, marketeer, mctier, middle¬†ear, munich¬†beer, mutineer, outer¬†ear, over¬†here, pamphleteer, pelletier, persevere, pioneer, planet¬†gear, porter’s¬†beer, profiteer, racketeer, rayonier, reappear, rensselaer, second¬†gear, solar¬†year, souvenir, stable¬†gear, steering¬†gear, summiteer, time¬†of¬†year, to¬†one¬†ear, volunteer, wagoneer, water¬†deer, whitetail¬†deer, without¬†fear, world¬†premiere

4 syllables:
black¬†marketeer, calendar¬†year, celestial¬†sphere, cervical¬†smear, conventioneer, electioneer, elephant¬†ear, elephant’s¬†ear, every¬†year, external¬†ear, financial¬†year, flight¬†engineer, imagineer, internal¬†ear, japanese¬†deer, jewish¬†new¬†year, pere¬†david’s¬†deer, platonic¬†year, reengineer, tropical¬†year, virginia¬†deer

5 syllables:
academic year, army engineer, bioengineer, cauliflower ear, civil engineer, differential gear, highway engineer, marine engineer, mining engineer, naval engineer, pinion and ring gear, planetary gear, political sphere, railroad engineer, sabbatical year, software engineer

6 syllables:
aerospace engineer, astronomical year, capital of zaire, vestibule of the ear

7 syllables:
automotive engineer, efficiency engineer, elasticity of shear, electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, military engineer, military volunteer

8 syllables:
aeronautical engineer, metallurgical engineer