Hows my form...maybe something I could work on 😉
My grip looks good though
I got a great score
Because I had a great instructor...whos a bit of a hottie! 😉
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Ok, every now and again I post a status update on facebook that im particularly proud of, lol. Yes, this is me tooting my own horn but I dont do it to often so its acceptable. I happen to love the: Dear Blank, Please Blank website and have authored some of my own. Here are some of my favs from the past that I thought were a bit clever. Note: all are pertaining to frustrations i’ve encountered with using my cell phone, lol. Anywho, enjoy.
I noticed you decided to go with the “Shorter Charging Cord”. Thas cool… But really, why must you keep me on such a short leash when you already know I’m your b**ch. God, what an EGOMANIAC your turning into.
Sincerely, ♪♪Don’t want no short cord phone♪♪
This one came about from my frustration with my android phones battery life, or lack there of and how often I find myself tethered to a wall so I could use my phone.
Dear Cell Phone,
Yes I kiss my mother with this mouth. Key word: Mouth…not beak. I MEANT TO TYPE THAT WORD SO STOP CORRECTING MY FOUL MOUTH YOU AVIARYAPHILE.
Sincerely, I like DUCKS but not as much as you think.
I obvious have a dirty mouth (who me, never, lol) and was frustrated with my cell phone always autocorrecting my bad words for…not so bad words, lol.
Dear Cell Phone,
I am not nearly as fond of MILK as you’d like me to be. Ps, need I remind you that you are indeed a black cell phone. So please stop auto correcting me.
Sincerely, Commitee for Context Based Auto Corrections.
This one was because I was trying to post about MLK or Martin Luther King and everytime I wrote MLK it autocorrected to MILK and I’d have to go back and change it. lol, #whitegirlproblems
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I’ve noticed that in the past week I’ve had a few posts that had an unusually large amount of traffic.
This of course has me scratchin my noggin. I started this blog in January and under a pseudonym for privacy purposes.
Im not a great writer and don’t exactly have a well organized blog so the traffic explosion has made me a curious lil kitten.
If you don’t mind sharing, i would love to know who my visitors are.
I would love it if anyone who wishes to share any info about yourself, name, location in the universe, what brought you to my site, and of course…what you think of the site.
No pressure, you can say as much as you like or nothing at all. Im just curious about the individuals that are only represented by some numbers on my site stats page.
I’d love to get some feedback from my sites patrons.
All comments are welcome and very much appreciated.
Thank you kindly,
So, I was taken out to dinner tonight. My awesome parents took me and my youngest child out to dinner. My middle child is staying the night with her bff and my oldest couldn’t be bothered to leave the house for food, he was happier placing his order as a “to go” to be brought back to him so he could complete the 111th hour of straight gaming. Lol. It was nice to go out and enjoy dinner with my parents and daughter.
The picture is one of a moth or butterfly on the outside window of the diner. We saw it when we went outside to smoke. My mom noticed it and had me take an up close picture of it. Then she got the idea for the silence of the lambs esque pic. It wasn’t easy to take the picture because i had to do a partial squat to center it over my mouth in the reflection and the move the camera out of my face so it wouldn’t be in the way.
Long story short, a couple ladies squating, smokin cigarettes, laughing and taking pictures into a restaurant window must look awfully weird to the patrons inside.
Today was a good day.
The Silence of the Ma’ams
I can’t help but to miss being taken out on a date. I miss going out to dinner then to see a movie. For gods sake, would someone please take me out!
A monumental kickoff for the first annual movie night on the house. Song inspired by spray painting a white block on the fence that will soon be the more permanent movie screen.
Ok, I have no idea how we went from weekend at Bernie’s, to a crazy scary movie toooooooo….. doin Da butt. But this (without doubt) a day that will never happen again. Much laughing, way to many smiles for my belly muscles to handle. Its a good night!
I just love the 1000awesomethings blog. I think I’ll start my own list. My search for lifes awesome moments are sure to be little treasures as each are discovered. Likewise, I can only hope for some long term “positive outlook” benefits.
In the mean time, anyone interested in lifes “SCHWEEEEET” lil moments, you can check out 1000Awesomethings website at:
Though I’ve read many of this sites awesome things, I figured I would share the one that inspired me to start my own list of LIFES AWESOME MOMENTS!