Help, I can’t put this shit together…

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Seriously, I’m sitting at my bar waiting to be picked up by my 1st ex husband because my car broke down. That’s not the messed up part. What’s really messed up is I’m sitting here completely sober so that I can drive “mrs daisys lapdog” to another bar so he don’t get pulled for drinking and driving. What I mean is, the owner of the bar wants me to take her sidekick to her other bar so he don’t get a dui. So, I have to call my ex and ask if he’ll pick me up from bar #2. Wtf! Really, WTF!!!

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